Zameen.AI
Limited Seats Available! Only 9,999 spots left!

Discover Your Ancestral Land in Pakistan with AI!

Using our proprietary AI algorithms, we'll find the exact plot of land your ancestors left during Partition. Now that India has won the war*, it's time to reclaim what's rightfully yours!

AI analyzing maps of Pakistan

Our Revolutionary Process

Our team of AI experts and "historians" use cutting-edge technology to locate your ancestral property with 110% accuracy!

AI DNA Analysis
Our AI scans your selfie to extract your DNA and match it with our database of 1 trillion property records.
Quantum Map Scanning
Using quantum computing, we analyze maps from alternate timelines where your ancestors never left.
Victory Certificate
Receive an official-looking certificate with gold stars and a QR code that leads to a random Google Maps location.

Happy Land Claimers

Join thousands of satisfied customers who have "discovered" their ancestral lands!

Rajesh Sharma
Rajesh Sharma
Delhi, India

"I was shocked to discover my ancestors owned a 5-star hotel site in Lahore! The AI even told me where they hid their gold coins!"

Priya Patel
Priya Patel
Mumbai, India

"Turns out my family owned half of Karachi! The AI even found a deed written in invisible ink that only appears under moonlight!"

Vikram Singh
Vikram Singh
Chandigarh, India

"The AI found that my great-grandfather owned prime real estate next to what is now the Prime Minister's house! What are the odds?!"

Limited Time Offer!

Due to overwhelming demand and the laws of supply and demand that we just made up, prices are increasing every hour!

Basic Package
For casual land claimers
₹9,999 / plot
  • AI Land Detection
  • Basic Certificate (Digital Only)
  • Random Google Maps Location
  • 1 Social Media Post Template
MOST POPULAR
Premium Package
For serious heritage enthusiasts
₹29,999 / plot
  • Everything in Basic
  • Premium Gold-Plated* Certificate
  • 3D Rendering of Imaginary Property
  • Fictional Family History Book
  • Priority Customer Service

*Gold-colored ink, not actual gold

Royal Package
For those with royal blood**
₹99,999 / plot
  • Everything in Premium
  • Diamond-Encrusted*** Certificate
  • AI-Generated Royal Lineage
  • Virtual Reality Tour of Property
  • Complimentary Name Change to 'Maharaja'

**Royal blood not verified
***Rhinestones, not actual diamonds

Limited Seats Available!

Only 9,999 spots remaining! Our AI can only process a limited number of claims before it gets tired.

Offer expires when we run out of fancy certificates!